rock ‘n rollers
are all so slim jim
phantom
they can wear those
flower shirts
and tightee tees
long hair rebs
grinding their axes
slim jim rockers
they howl like
anorexic banshees and
croon at the moon
with cucumber crotches
rock ‘n rollers
are all so slim jim
jerky
they couldn’t make
the football team
but not Meat Loaf
he was big ‘n meaty
he was a player
rock ‘n rollers
are all so slim jim
skinny
like hot chickens
struttin’
in designer grunge
electric gunfighters
inhaling reverb
slim jim rockers
they howl like
anorexic banshees and
croon at the moon
with cucumber crotches
troysherdahl 