Big Man on a Little Stick
lost surfer, Duke Williams
rides a 5 day tsunami
to Gilligan’s Island
and back—
to amnesia
Blue Juice snake
barrel Point Break
the surf guitar moans
Dick Dale’s Del Tones
Jan and Dean swerve
on “Dead Man’s Curve”
XKE or Stingray, dude
give me a Woody in the nude
The Beach Boys bark
but their Pet Sounds
are so clean, dog
Gidget on the North Shore
gimme more, gimme more
toes on the nose, Daddy-O
Ride The Wild Surf, bro
make me laugh there, Chicken Joe
How To Stuff A Wild Bikini, yo
Annette, she’ll know; she’ll know
Big Wednesday’s on
as Soul Surfer dawns
ocean giant spawns
a beast so sick
it’s 409 epic
I’m stoked to surf smut
The Endless Summer but
Beach Blanket Bingo is a bummer
no bikinis in this sand, Max
so drop a knee on your sex wax
firing on one cylinder
Blue Hawaii bender
as Eric Von Zipper said,
“— beach bums is bums”
Frankie and Fabian are dead
Big Kahuna distant drums— wail
bail, bail! they shout
wipe out, WIPE OUT!
Dad, that was rad
Big Man on a Little Stick
lost surfer, Duke Williams
rides a 5 day tsunami
to Gilligan’s Island
and back—
to amnesia
