Natalie’s got some new 17’s

and the Mini’s a racer

takin’ corners obscene

she got—

gun metal spokes shinin’ mother

on four fat Falken’s racin’ rubber

with seven inches soft wide tread

this danger baby’s revvin’ red

she is—

wild and wet in her wheelwells

spinnin’ speedy slick stick stem cells

she’s a red hot mama on the lean streets

pumpin’ out krazy kundalini beats

mighty mouse is Mini Cooper S

ridin’ sticky on black pavements

groovy grippin’ in the rains

zippy stylist changin’ lanes

fitted filly flies fantastic

charcoal gray’s a shiftin’ spastic

rippin’ rims ride rollin’ radical

striped Cooper S is so low special

supercharged, the aspiration

let’s all join that Mini Nation

Natalie’s got some new 17’s

and the Mini’s a racer

takin’ corners obscene

hey—

she got game now, let ‘er rip

go Nat, go— zoom zip zip zip

gun metal spokes shinin’ mother

on four fat Falken’s racin’ rubber

with seven inches soft wide tread

this danger baby’s revvin’ red