I like meat!

I like meat

hey, don’t you?

the fleshy kind

dead-fresh and new


meat is tasty

meat is yum

I like meat

from a steer’s big bum


meat from a pig

is especially sweet

and flesh from the chicken

is fine to eat


meat in a bun

meat on a stick

or in a sauce

I love to lick


meat on a plate

meat in a pie

I’ll eat that meat

until I die


meat comes spicy

packed in a wiener

many are fatty

some are leaner


now meat puppets

may seem obscene

hey, I have one

and it’s real clean!


a vegan says that meat is bad

I love meat

and I think it’s sad

they eat veggies and tofu too


but I’ll get fat

eating dead moo-moo!

About troysherdahl

A blue-collar bohemian with a penchant for fine words and dirty jeans.
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